Joined on 2/9/21
You fell 500 Meters into the Ebyss
You fell 1000 Meters into the Ebyss
Fall for more than 1.5 seconds
Burn the yolk butt with a heater
Play the game for first time
Beat Level 1!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)
Time for the bonus round!
You have almost won!